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Joke of the Day

"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."

"I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu."

"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."

"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""

"A mosquito goes to a military base. The commanding officer says, ""Sorry, this is a 'no fly' zone."""

"The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice."

"A woman is calling her cell provider... Woman: I don't get my text messages Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?"