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Joke of the Day
"How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !"
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"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"The only problem with shopping online is that you can't sit on a bench in the mall and judge everyone else who walks by."
"My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts."
"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"
"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."
"Never drink water after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become an aquarium. PS not mine read it somewhere"
"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."
"Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? Because they're trying asbestos they can."