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Joke of the Day
"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."
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"Hooked up with a Medium at a bar last night I think phony was a fake because she didn't see me coming."
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"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."
"What is my favorite street sign? Slow children."
"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."
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