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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."

"What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? Unreali-stick"

"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Guurrhggrgrh"

"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."

"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"

"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."

"How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake"

"Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!"