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Joke of the Day
"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""
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"What phone etiquette?! You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice."
"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."
"My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it."
"What number is higher than infinity? 420"
"So I was coloring my few, grey hairs with a sharpie and Hubby walked in. He told me, I'm the reason for warning labels on small appliances."
"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shit head? Depth perception."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"
"What website do southerns use to research their family tree? Incestry.com"