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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees."

"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in...."

"Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun."

"I want to see where the indians live.... But I have my reservations."

"Where was the toothbrush invented? Alabama. Anywhere else it would have been called a *teeth*brush"

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

"If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of rice because maybe an Asian will come by and fix it."