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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
Next Joke
"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""
"Wife: What r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes. Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two female, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer."
"What do you call a cold and angry cow? Brrrgrrr... What do you call an angry and cold baby? GrrrBrrr..."
"Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!"
"The guys at Futurama really didn't do their research... Vice President Agnew was at lest a head taller than depicted!"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."
"If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission"
"Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning...... But, ""It Wasn't him""."
"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"