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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities."

"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""

"Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match? Every corner they get, they open a shop on it"

"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""

"A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly... Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell."

"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts ""I AM THOR! I AM THOR!"" His horse replies: ""That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"""

"Why did a hungry African man crossed the road? To get the aids."

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire."