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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."
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"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"
"It's hard having a cheesy personality... I get Provolonely."
"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls."
"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A peeping Tom snatches watch's"
"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""
"Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let's do this!!!"
"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"