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Joke of the Day

"What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!"

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."

"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"

"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."

"What are Marios overalls made of? denim denim denim"

"I don't like how girls always want the guy to make the first move. Sometimes I just want to play as black."

"I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season"

"Old Mr. Rosen goes to the Doctor Doctor: Mr. Rosen, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're going to have to stop masturbating. Mr. Rosen: Why? Doctor: So I can examine you."

"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("

"Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!"