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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and two legs Dog"
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"""You a cop?"" UNDERCOVER COP: No. ""So you wouldn't mind if I ... threw these donuts away?"" UC: *sweats profusely*"
"Contrary to what my voicemail will lead you to believe, I am in fact not sorry for missing your call"
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? ""Hold onto your nuts boy, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"""
"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"""What should we call the big finger?"" ""'Thumb' seems as good as any."" ""Impressive. What about this smallest one?"" ""PINKY!"" ""............."""
"What do you call an albino gorilla? Honkey Kong"
"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"
"Start a Reddit for GF Earn more karma on her account than mine."