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Joke of the Day

"Your momma's so fat Newt Gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her."

"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"

"Sunday. Fun day. One day. Done day. Monday. Fuck."

"What i if told you You the read first line wrong And the second"

"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."

"two Penguins Two penguins went to the bakery and asked for bread. The baker asked: do you want white or brown bread. then te penguins replied: it doesnt matter because we came on our scooter."

"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."

"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"

"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."