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Joke of the Day
"Sunday. Fun day. One day. Done day. Monday. Fuck."
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"[robbery] ROBBER: Give me all your money! ME: I don't have it all with me. ROBBER: Dang!"
"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."
"f Germany is the ""Fatherland"" and Russia is the ""Motherland"", was the Second World War a divorce case?"
"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"
"If your wife is Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16."
"Yelling out ""Stranger Danger!"" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code."
"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."