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Joke of the Day

"If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues B. Is frigid C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool."

"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."

"I'm not a bragger.... But if I would be, I'm pretty sure that I would be the best one in the World."

"Why did the black man cross the road? To catch the chicken (Btw I came up with this myself)"

"Max has 40 cookies, and decides to eat 34 of them. What does Max have now? Diabetes."

"How's your baby? Your baby penis!"

"Would you like to learn about the Mormon Church? ""No thanks."" Don't judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects... ""WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"""

"What do you call Virgin Mobile? A nun in a wheelchair"

"Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US."