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Joke of the Day

"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."

"Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight."

"Redditors of Mississippi. Tell me how do you feel abou- Oh wait, you can't read."

"""It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!"" ""Nope."" ""A spider? An aardvark?"" ""Wrong. It's a horse."" ""Wow. You can't draw for shit."""

"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."

"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"

"Fallout 4 doesnt come out in japan till december 17th.. Which is fair, because they got the original fallout about 60 years before us."

"What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan."

"In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That's my morning routine now."

"Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?"