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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."

"Why can't rappers take holidays? They always forget Tupac."

"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"

"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility."

"I'd like to think inside your box."

"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""

"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."