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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."
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"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"*With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare* Boss: What are you doing? Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*"
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."
"Doctor: ""I have the results of your test. You're gonna have to stop masturbating."" Me: ""Oh no! Why doctor?"" Doctor: ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""
"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."
"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us? Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it"
"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."