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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two-tired..."
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"How do you piss off a Texan? Cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state!"
"why do they call it an owl? because when you see it you turn your head 270 degrees and fly away"
"I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it..."
"My boyfriend is so needy. Always demanding things like ""please untie me"" and ""just tell me who you are""."
"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"
"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver."
"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"
"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."
"Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie."