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Joke of the Day

"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."

"Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed."

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there's Targets around every corner."

"How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions? ...a crime fighter"

"What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song? ""Single Bells"""

"The blind soccer world cup... ... where there's no 'eye' in 'team'"

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake."

"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."

"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."

"A midget psychic escaped prison today... Authorities claim there's a small medium at large."