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Joke of the Day
"I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls."
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"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"
"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."
"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."
"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."
"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"
"My boss knocked on my office door and asked if I had a sec... I told her I have lots of secs. Now I'm looking for a job."
"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""
"Why did the sorority girl add NaOH to her Frappuccino? Because she's a basic bitch."