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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors it would be chicken sedans."
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"Enough is Enough! No like seriously they're the same word."
"If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys"
"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"
"Just got a call from the head of Twitter (Paul Twitter). He says great opinions everyone, he's looking forward to more opinions tomorrow."
"So Lisa said she wanted to be friends with benefits Where's my dental plan, you slut? (source, college humor)"
"Some guy called me a siren. It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too."
"What's brown and sticky? Seriously. Guess."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"
"I opened a new nightclub named 'Erectile Dysfunction'. It was a complete flop, nobody came."