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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vampire ophthalmologist? Count Drocular"
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"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"
"Him:Dude, I went on one of those police ride alongs with my friend..it was awesome! You ever done that? Me: In the front or back of the car?"
"Whenever I try to steal from people I get stabbed by an old plastic fork or a stick. The homeless are resourceful, man."
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents..."
"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""
"My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my health and could damage my liver He also say's I'm half deaf"