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Joke of the Day

"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."

"You ever feel like you just don't really understand anything, and then your hands turn into flippers and you realize you're a dolphin?"

"If you play a Coldplay song backwards, you'll hear a lot of creepy, Satanic chanting in Latin But if you play a Coldplay song the normal way, you'll hear something much worse. A Coldplay song."

"butts are truly the final frontier. to think we know more about SPACE than we do about the human butt. two fleshy mounds of mystery & wonder"

"Can we speak to the Mayans and have the ending of the world earlier than planned? Preferably before the premier of the new Twilight movie."

"TIL You can see all your friends by going to /r/friends ^^'cause ^^redditors ^^definetly ^^have ^^friends..."

"I'm not paying any more child support. His posture hasn't improved at all."

"After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group. She couldn't keep her calves together."

"What are Mario's pants made out of? DenimDenimDenim"

"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."