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Joke of the Day
"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"
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"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."
"[kicks in your door to apologize to you]"
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a week."
"I am the worst writer in the world until I finish writing, at which point I immediately become a goddamn genius. This is relatable content."
"Bro Transformers are real! Haven't you seen a big truck or a camaro? They are real. They just hide real good like chewbacca. And batman."
"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"
"A pillow warmer is a stupid idea... Use your head!"
"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."
"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"