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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"
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"So a man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap The psychiatrist looks up at him and says "" I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Why does beyonce sing about the ""box to the left"" Because women have no rights"
"What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister? One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush.."
"I hate myself a little for this... What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! ...Nah, just kidding! *He still hasn't unwrapped his present!!!*"
"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"Twitterzoned (by Kevin L. Schwartz) Is ""Twitterzoning"" a thing? ""You're okay as a Twitter friend, but let's not get all Facebook about this."" You've been Twitterzoned."
"Showerthought: We should make an online dating site called eBae."
"I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger."
"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"