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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty? Pessimist Prime"

"My wife sent me to a self-assertion course."

"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."

"I really like the Manhattan Project It's the bomb."

"To the guy who stole my camouflage jacket on the bus while I was asleep You can hide but you cannot run."

"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"

"My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old I am."

"I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!"

"Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist minors to fight a martial arts proxy war."

"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."