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Joke of the Day

"Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist minors to fight a martial arts proxy war."

"What does a cannibal drink for breakfast? A cup of Joe."

"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."

"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it? Au-burn ^He^^He^^^He^^^^He"

"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."

"I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny cracker, the body of Christ was a tiny quesadilla."

"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol."

"The key to comedy? Perfect del ivery"

"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."