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Joke of the Day
"What does a feminist and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
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"Axe came out with 2 new body sprays. I'm having a hard time deciding between ""My mom is picking me up at 8:30"" and ""Can I touch your bra"""
"Hey everyone, my mom's following me on Twitter now, so ixnay on all the eetstway about the ugsdray and exsay and acismray. Thanks"
"I went to the zoo, which is unfortunately closing due to a lack of visitors, and all that was left to see was... the going out of business snail."
"""We like our beer the way we like our violence..."" ""Domestic"" -Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar"
"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"
"My neighbors are gay I guess you could say I'm by sexuals"
"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."
"Plot twist: dogs act scared of vacuums to avoid housework."
"Does this comic book collection make me look single?"