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Joke of the Day
"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."
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"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."
"Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep."
"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot."
"I don't understand why New Years Eve is such a big deal. I get drunk and tell myself lies all the time. Who needs a special day for that?"
"""DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?"" I step forward boldly. ""I know OF it."""
"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"
"Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. Billy has diabetes."
"Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it."