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Joke of the Day

"What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"

"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*"

"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them"

"Why did Dave Mirra cross the road? To go to the Gun Store!!"

"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"

"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."