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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry."

"A crazy girlfriend is like a box chocolates, They will both kill your dog."

"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"

"Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime."

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct"

"""I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one."" ~ Jay-ZZZ"

"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest. .. It's hard to get up."

"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."