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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."
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"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""
"It's good times for German geologists As they have discovered a large deposit of gemulichkeit."
"Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant. Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..."
"Only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie."
"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"
"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"
"Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing you will not only regret but will also suffer."
"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"