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Joke of the Day

"I've always stood up for black people... It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat"

"IRONMAN 3 SPOILER ALERT: Tony's all ""pffsh whatever I'm Ironman"" then he's all ""JARVIS HELP"" then he's sad but then it's like whaaaaat."

"What to hear a joke about dementia? Pickles"

"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"

"N.W.A. i was straight outta chocolate syrup and very upset so i nicked some from my roommate. i am a nicker with attitude"

"I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said ""me too, mine's as big as a house."" Credit: Predator (1987)"

"Want a rabbit joke? Hare you go."

"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""

"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references. It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge."