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Joke of the Day
"I took a ""Which Friends character are you?"" quiz and I got The Central Perk couch."
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"Friends are like balloons... If you stab them, they die"
"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"I dropped two bucks yesterday... Third one got away."
"What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause."
"Two Polish parents are sitting at the dinner table with their two kids... The father turns to the mother and says ""Why don't we send the kids out to P-L-A-Y, so we can fuck"""
"My Girlfriend is quite the fox... She eats out of the garbage at night."
"Having sex is like poker if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"
"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"