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Joke of the Day
"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."
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"Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties? Toad was a fungi."
"Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers."
"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"They say in a group of friends, there's always one person who's probably a psychopathic killer. There's no group now... I couldn't take that chance."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"
"What do you call a bee that was born in the USA? USB"
"""Here, let me fuck it up for you."" - Every kid ever"
"ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me"
"Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family"