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Joke of the Day

"Me: OMG, I haven't seen you in so long! Her: We've never met. Me: That long huh?"

"What is Hitler's favourite beauty product? Polish Remover"

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

"Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are."

"Women are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."

"A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says ""Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!"" The Grasshopper says ""What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"""

"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"

"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("

"Never reach into a girl's purse. Anything could be inside, a bear could be in there. You just don't know."