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Joke of the Day
"What do they call fat chicks in France? American tourists!"
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"Local coffee drinker... Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee. He was charged with resisting a rest."
"What does a cobra say to his friends after he kills a mongoose? ""I wasn't scared at all. Without you, I wouldn't even know what a quiver is."""
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"The difference between a tire and a black man... A tire doesnt start to rap when you put chains on it."
"Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ..."
"I was going to be an Operatic Singer Before they threw me out of the hospital."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right."
"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"""I'll have the Anti-sleeping Prescription"" ""Sir, those are kids"" ""Gimme two"""