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Joke of the Day
"Never trust your kids. You know who their parents are."
Next Joke
"""Can you tie a knot?""... ""I cannot."" ""So you can knot?"" ""No, I cannot knot."" ""Not knot?"" ""Who's there?"" ""Fuck off!"""
"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"
"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."
"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."
"A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship. The Rabbi says, ""Save the children!"" The lawyer says ""Fuck the children!"" ... The Priest says, ""Do we have time?"""
"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."
"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."
"Jay-Z puts down his phone and rolls his eyes. ""The wife."" ""I hear that!"" says Kanye, trying do the same but accidentally going cross-eyed."
"ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies"