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Joke of the Day

"""Can you tie a knot?""... ""I cannot."" ""So you can knot?"" ""No, I cannot knot."" ""Not knot?"" ""Who's there?"" ""Fuck off!"""

"What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A Labracadabrador."

"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"

"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."

"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"

"Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know."

"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."

"What did the passive-aggressive raven say? ""Nevermind, Nevermind"""

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"*puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit."