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Joke of the Day
"my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot"
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"What shoes do roosters wear? Chickenstocks"
"David Cameron: ""In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."" Buckingham Palace?"
"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""
"I changed my buddies auto correct, so when he types ""Got it"" it actually types ""Go tit"""
"What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke"
"*makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit."
"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"
"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"
"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."