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Joke of the Day
"Just completed a 0.00 mi run - preceded by 11 oreo cookies #RunKeeper"
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"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE ?"""
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."
"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"
"I love the smell of blown out matches... Chile vs Mexico was a real treat!"
"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"I'm done congratulating people for having babies. Parents have been getting praise for having sex incorrectly for way too long."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can't beat a wank!"
"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."
"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."