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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears? 9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)"

"ME: here's your bday present! BUDDY: [tries to grab it but it won't budge] did u wrap your own hand flipping the bird again ME: just open it"

"Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.*"

"I'm single by choice Not my choice though, every girl I've ever asked out's choice."

"Thinking of getting another bed just for all my laundry"

"Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, ""Is it getting hot in here?"" The second muffin says ""AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""

"[commercial] ""This commercial is so confusing. I wish they would just tell us what they're selling"" narrator: Narrators"

"Volunteer shark bait is a much more inspiring name for surfers"

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect"