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Joke of the Day
"Thinking of getting another bed just for all my laundry"
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"what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!"
"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."
"Some people wonder why Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn't run for President... It's only because he's Austrian. And we all know what happened last time an Austrian came to power..."
"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."
"Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football."
"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"
"Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with ""the way you shake that ass?"""
"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"