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Joke of the Day

"The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses."

"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."

"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."

"I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia and she whispered ""They're behind you."""

"Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives"

"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."

"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"

"Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy."

"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."

"Did you hear Jesus was pissed about his birthday gifts? He was pretty incensed by the whole ordeal."