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Joke of the Day
"I'm in a band called ""Echoes"" You've probably heard us before."
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"Teachers be like... That is improper grammar!"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"
"sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to bring a tiny shitting bald man screaming into the world"
"Tribbles. [How many tribbles does it take to screw in a light bulb?](http://imgur.com/aTXIs)"
"What do you call a gay person from Wisconsin? A Dairy Queen"
"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."
"Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes."
"Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I ""NEED"" you!"
"What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring? That's lacist."