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Joke of the Day

"Rules for a happy relationship 1. The wife is always right. 2. If the wife is wrong, see rule number 1. i know it's an old joke but it's my favorite"

"Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl."

"Mother: I raised you both as a mother and a father. Son: Go fuck your self."

"Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !"

"They should make it slightly less easy to ruin everything."

"What sea creature is regularly featured in The Walking Dead? CORAL"

"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."

"How do blondes carpool? They meet up a work"

"When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP."

"What deadly disease can bowls contract? Ebowla"