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"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."
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"What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients."
"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"
"""Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"" ""Shut up, and keep digging"""
"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""
"Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus."
"What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister"
"Don't go around telling people what Teresa Ripoll is an anagram of before they've solved it. Spoiler alert"