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Joke of the Day

"What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral? co-pper"

"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"

"My mom always told me to treat people how I want to be treated but... It's not nice to just spank people & pull their hair."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One looks to the other and says ""let's get shit faced"""

"Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised ...Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF."

"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."

"Every time I go for a run I think ""why am I even doing this?"" Then I look back and see all the cops chasing me and it's like ""oh yeah, duh."""

"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."

"How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !"

"So I was really excited for the new Arcade Fire album... But then I remembered, it's just a Reflektor."