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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."
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"If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown."
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"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"
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"What do you call a group of Jewish friends? Hebros."
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