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Joke of the Day
"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."
"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""
"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"
"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"
"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"
"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up"