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Joke of the Day

"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I put a dollar in a jar. On Valentine's Day I use what I saved to buy a gift for her."

"Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too"

"A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up. Now I get flaccid flashbacks."

"Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle."

"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"

"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."

"At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something."

"Websites never remember me :("

"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"

"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"